Our story begins just after Bill Clinton (aka devil hitler's long lost son crazy mofo that is gonna kill us all) gets done sucking some good ol' American cow utter just before his big speech before the local kindergarten graduates. Mr. Clinton says to these children "Little brats, I stand before you today to show you my anus." Then he turns around, unbuckles his pants, drops his drawers, bends over, then all of the sudden BANG!, a sniper sent out by the evil corporation of sea gerbils shoots him right in the butt with a happy dart. Instantly, he turns into....

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